By the time I catch up it will be an all-out assault and the bear will run in fear.Ĥ. I will simply charge straight at the bear as it mumbles to itself, "who is this dumb fuck." As I have the bear confused, Pujo will utilize his superior French military tactics and surrender flank the bear and deliver a devastating roundhouse kick. The bear will quickly be overwhelmed by such a barrage and likely collapse in exhaustion.ĭespite the fact that I am also 5'6, my special ability comes from my unshakable belief that I can beat anything bigger than me and an incredible disregard for my own well-being. Frosty and his 0.0001% body fat will assist by nimbly hopping from tree to tree, such that the bear has to contend with attacks from both above and below. Rogi will use his small stature to evade attacks while diving at the bear's legs. Rogi may only be 5'6 but the British beefcake has been on a bulk lately and ready for a throwdown. Team Kyogre ( Roginald and frostyicelad)ĭespite the fact that Pujo and I hold an rbtt victory over these two, I believe they have the edge here. The bear will succumb under the Italian's impressive arm strength and eventually pass out.Ģ. As za attacks from the front, LoSco will jump on the bear's back into a rear naked choke. LoSco's experience with Yu-Gi-Oh comes into play here, as he knows the optimal strategies for dueling. I suspect the two will lock up in a traditional collar-and-elbow tie-up. Za's 6'7 stature will aid him well, as the bear will surely be stunned that he's fighting a real life sasquatch. While these 2 may be rookies to managing this year, they would undoubtedly do the best in this fight. And that's when it hit me, what better way to introduce everyone than manager power rankings? That said, a traditional power rankings would be far too boring, so I have decided the only other viable metric by which to rank each team: How would each manager pair do in a fight with a grizzly bear?! Let me now commence the only rankings you'll need this rbtt season. If you would like to try out for the winning team, please dm me here on Smogon, find me on PS, or add me on discord at Fragments#6623.Īll that aside, I have been thinking recently that it would be a good idea to acquaint everyone with the managers this year. Pujo and I will be returning this year after winning rbtt4 last year, this time to captain Team Deoxys! For those who don't know me, I've been in every iteration of rbtt and have never missed playoffs, having made finals 3/4 times and having won the tour twice (once as a player, once as a manager). Your chances are dwindling just like your life forceĬontrary to me, your loss is bound to happen _ Yveltal (They already have their own copypasta, do they need anything more?) You only think you can win because of your rose-tinted glasses You should stop daydreaming since you have no chance You are in a pitch black tunnel with no light I can't imagine you win even in my wildest dreamsĭon't give up on your dream, keep sleeping It's time for you to come back down to earth It's universally agreed that we are the greatest (To Kyogre) You are locked out of playoff (To Deoxys) We are living in the world with Mega. We are the source of greatness like the sea is the source of life Can you hurry up, I have to go walk my dog
0 Comments
Leave a Reply. |
AuthorWrite something about yourself. No need to be fancy, just an overview. ArchivesCategories |